Ok, since no one came forth with Reality Show Recap of Rock Star Supernova – here’s the gist of it all – in a nutshell! I apologize to everyone who anticipates my detailed recap – I cannot dedicate too many hours due to personal reasons, but instead of no report – any report is good deal!
Right, let’s start!
As y’all know – the Rockers were going to Las Vegas after the elimination night – which saw Josh Logan and Jill Gioia leaving the show! I agree that Josh should have lingered a little longer, but frankly we all knew he was not right for Supernova – in fact even he knew that – in that case, Josh leaving with Jill makes perfect sense! I mean he has made his fan base and now he can cash in on his fifteen minutes!
Ok, the Rockers were flown in a private jet with Supernova painted on it to Las Vegas! Now, you know how children behave on a field trip? I mean how they get excited about everything – that’s how the Rockers behaved! I understand that flying in a private jet is a huge deal and all the Rockers felt the same! Especially, Storm Large, Brooding Ryan Star and Crazy Zayra Alvarez!
The few differences between school kids and the rockers was that the rockers were flying and school kids go in some bus! Also rockers drink booze and kids don’t – at least I hope they don’t! Other than that – there was no difference!
Alright, so they arrive in Vegas – Magni never had been to Vegas and Storm described Vegas as something trippy! Ok, so they arrived at The Hard Rock Hotel and the rockers see Rock memorabilia on display – Gilby Clarke’s guitar, Tommy Lee’s jacket among other things and Zayra says she would love to see one of her outfit there! Can I hear an Amen!?
So they all see the arena where they would perform and everyone is excited! Jason Newsted stated that he wanted the rockers to check out the arena where the new band would begin!
Next they move to penthouse and everyone is impressed by the suite! Like Duh! Storm is like she has been to Vegas and penthouses, but this was a totally different deal! Zayra is impressed with bowling alley in the suite! Ryan is happy as well!
Now, we come to the part that impressed me – Ok, many might disagree with me, but this is my opinion – sue me! Dilana decided to straight talk with Tommy and essentially told him to get rid of all the other *s (her word)! And that she is the right choice for the group – as she can sing, draw in the crowd and most importantly hang out with the boys!
Oh did I mention all this was happening when Supernova and Rockers were partying? No, ok, so they were partying – Ryan was like – hot gals and I am like where? The two gals that thought Ryan was hot – well let me say this about the ladies – I have seen better! No offence!
Anyway, I am not sure what Tommy felt about Dilana’s indecent proposal of getting rid of all *s and saving time! But he looked in the camera and smiled and pointed at Dilana!
Magni informs us that the party was a real Rock Party! I sincerely hate Ryan when he gets Holier Than Thou – but somehow he was right that other Rockers were not taking the opportunity seriously! Cut to Lukas Rossi and Toby Rand!
Toby told Jason that he was drunk – but that was not the bad part – the bad part was the fact that Toby and Lukas actually passed out cold on the floor! Jason states that he was observing each rocker!
Let’s face one fact! Jason faced a lot of hazing with Metallica! So I wonder if he would be ok with typical rock behaviour! I mean I believe that Jason has been there and done that – so now from what I have understood, he is more about moderation than excess! Then again who knows! However, from what Jason stated – I think he was not happy!
So the Rockers returned back to Rock Mansion and most were suffering from a severe hangover and they went napping! Not Dilana though!
Happy Birthday Dilana!
Ok so my favourite scary chick added one more number to her age! And she was in great spirits – she wanted to play even though she was tired!
She went to Lukas and Toby’s room! She poured some kind of spirit in Lukas’s navel and stirred it and took that concoction and wet his lips! I hope for Lukas’ sake that he cleans his navel or else it’s just gross!
Dilana was not done – she showed her kinky side by tying Toby’s legs with what I think was an electrical cable!
The boys were happy – and that surprises anyone because?
Ok, so Ryan stated that he was in moderation and hence found the songs for this week! Bravo! Ok, the list had an original song and a song with Gilby!
Ding – Ding – Ding! And Fight!
Obviously, rockers after last week were not going to let go of the chance of performing with Gilby! Toby wanted to perform Solsbury Hill with Gilby and so did Dilana! Storm was like Dilana is screwing with Toby’s mind! Lukas tells Dilana that she already performed with Gilby and should let Toby perform with Gilby!
Dilana is like if I give you the song – I want something in return! Her proposal – Toby sheds all his clothes and runs around the pool! Ok, here’s the funny part – Toby states it was a very cold day – I must say I cackled like a hyena because we all know what that means – those who don’t can catch reruns of Seinfeld and hear George scream about cold water!
Anyway, Toby strips and runs around the pool with his hand covering his family jewels – he jumps in a pool before finishing the round and successfully manages to hide what Dilana wanted to see! She even states that he has to raise his hands – he does so when he enters the mansion!
Naked Toby = Funny!
Moving on…
Ryan and Zayra lock horns over the original song! Zayra’s excuse – it might be her last week! Ryan is not in the mood till Toby tells him to take In The Air Tonight and surprisingly Ryan caves! Oh well!
Thankfully, they showed the House Band in action for more than few minutes!
Storm practices her original, which I think is in Spanish! Toby has problem with Solsbury Hill because of complicated melodies! And Storm is in trouble because of Gloria Gaynor’s “I Will Survive!” Seriously, isn’t American Idol enough for such songs? House Band is worried about Storm because this is the first time she is having trouble!
Phew!
Ok, so did Toby mess up? Did Storm survive? Did Zayra’s original land her in Bottom Three? Your guess is as good as mine! Log in later to read Dear Curlio’s recap of Performance Night!
Ok, spoiler time –
Who performed what!
Zayra Alvarez – Lluvia De Mar (Zayra Alvarez)
Dilana – Cat’s In The Cradle (Harry Chapin
Storm Large – I Will Survive (Gloria Gaynor)
Magni – Starman (David Bowie)
Patrice Pike – Message In A Bottle (The Police)
Toby Rand – Solsbury Hill (Peter Gabriel)
Lukas Rossi – Hero (Chad Kroeger)
Ryan Star – In The Air Tonight (Phil Collins)
I dedicate this to Dear Will as well as Paco and so many others who missed me! Will, thanks for the report – much appreciated!
Curlio – No need to find anyone – I can steal some time now!
yayayay!! sprout has returned! SO happy to see you back... actually got to watch the episode last nite - i usually can't... it's such a tease - i want to see the performances! and what is with the song selection? wow... it's getting worse all the time... "in the air tonite"? well - definitely looking forward to seeing how it all comes down tonite... welcome back sprout and i must say, your recaps are better than watching the real thing! haha
Yeah, Sproutster! Excellent as usual. I hope your dilema or whatever, corrects soon, don't like my buds in stressville!
I really wish everyone could see the video, the whole Vegas thing was another good slap in the face for anyone feeling a bit home sick. Win this job and you can have homes in lots of places, huh?
Sprout you must take pity on me a read the little re-cap I posted under, last weeks thread, see how I missed you. But, we were interested in many of the same aspects. will
Can you please ease off on the exclamation marks? This recap would be so much better if you simply practiced moderation and not excess with the shift+1 keys :)
(Take this as constructive criticism and not a dig. I am very grateful for the service)
Wow, spot on with the summary. I agree with you in that the song choices supernova is making available to the youngsters is more than a bit outdated. I do think though they are looking for the kids to modernize and spice them up - Rock them out if you will.
I think SN's purpose is too see how creative and true rocker each kid is, rather than just the sheer ability to perform well and have stage presence.
Jason said that he will not be embarrassed by his singer passing out drunk. But he doesnt seem to care that every man and his dog has seen his drummer doing his ex wife?? I don't know, Jason seems to be too serious for his own good. He played with Hetfield for more than 10 years for Gods sake!! Give Toby and Lukas a break, how often do you get a chance to go nuts in Vegas?? I agree that Ryan is thinking too much and should just be enjoying the moment.
Guest said: Can you please ease off on the exclamation marks? This recap would be so much better if you simply practiced moderation and not excess with the shift+1 keys :)
(Take this as constructive criticism and not a dig. I am very grateful for the service)
I can try, but I am so used to it – it has become a signature style. However, I do realize that I do it in excess, but there’s a reason for it...
Many times, whatever happens on Reality Episode is so unbelievable that full stop just does not cut it! :P
However, I will take your advice and practice moderation.
Thanks for the input. Much appreciated! :)
Cheers!
The Core Of Man's Spirit Comes From New Experiences!
She won't win. Listen to the original lyrics to the SN song on last weeks workshop. Pathetic. Toby and Lukas KILLED it, which is much more important than performing some outdated songs.
Honestly, I hope Lukas wins! You have to admit he can sing to anything and his voice is amazing. I like Dilana voice but, well Lukas has it in the bag if you ask me.
THANK YOU SPROUT!!! Missed your addictive style... Missed YOU!!
Watched the show then read your recap, and I have to admit, you got it spot on, as usual... plus u made pepsi spout outta my nose!! EWWW!! that is so disgusting! stop doing that to me!
thank you Sprout, I left Monday after viewing the reality show and just got back late last night!! Vacations are nice!! As someone who uses too many question marks too, I say so what??? Your recap was great!!!!
I'm ready now to go watch the shows I missed, then I'll check the recaps of the shows....so glad you found the time to write Sprout!!!
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Ok, since no one came forth with Reality Show Recap of Rock Star Supernova – here’s the gist of it all – in a nutshell! I apologize to everyone who anticipates my detailed recap – I cannot dedicate too many hours due to personal reasons, but instead of no report – any report is good deal!
