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Flavor of Love 2, Ep. 10: The Dramatical Conclusion
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 It is the final episode of Flavor of Love 2, and New York and Delishus are the only two women* left standing.
*Despite all the tranny rumors about both, I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt and say both are women.
 After Krazy’s elimination, Flav announces that he will be taking the two finalists to Belize and both girls are ready to celebrate their trip. However . . . Ms. Michelle (New York’s Mom) has decided that she’s not ready to give up just yet. She comes storming back into the house and marches up to Flav’s room where she pounds on the door until Flav comes out in his PJ’s. She tells Flav that she’s taking New York home tonight and Flav says that if she can get New York to leave, he won’t stop her. Mama New York storms off to find topless New York in the bathroom. They scream for a while “No I won’t!” “Yes you will!” “No I won’t” “Yes you will!” until Mama New York finally gives up and leaves. Looks like New York is in it until the end.
 The next morning the girls leave with Flav for Belize and are greeted at the airport by an adoring crowd who is excited to see not only Flav, but New York too. Delishus comments on how New York and Flav’s connection must be real since it’s acknowledged by the public. The three get on a smaller plane and end up at a beautiful resort in Palencia, Belize. Flav is presented with a giant, hand-carved cane by the resort staff and tells the girls that he’ll see Delishus tonight and New York tomorrow.
 In the girls’ room, New York is freaking out because Delishus has a date with Flav. Apparently, even after two seasons, she does not understand how the show works and believes that all dates should be with her. She tries to mess with Delishus’ mind as she’s preparing, but Delishus is having none of that. She happily skips off for her date with Flav. New York chain smokes and spies on them to make herself feel better. She confides to us that she’s feeling a lot of emotions (well, duh, I say. You are the dramatical queen).
 On Delishus’ date, Flav takes her for a walk on the beach leading to a little tent (BTW, this is the second ‘tent’ date D has gotten. Remember the camels?). They fall down together under the bed in a heap of sloppy grinding. When the masseuses show up to give them massages, they are so swept away by their passion that they don’t even notice. And the masseuses are so grossed out that they have to run into the ocean to vomit. Eventually, Delishus crawls off of Flav and they get their massages. Then they meet up later for dinner. Delishus asks Flav if HIS emotions are being faked for TV and this seems to upset Flav, since everybody should know that a fifty year old man in a rented house wearing an oversized clock around his neck is only interested in being real, not making TV. Otherwise, they have a perfectly lovely date and Flav compliments Delishus profusely. He invites her up to his room, she accepts, and there’s a marginally funny incident where Flav has to cut her out of her dress because the zipper is stuck. They spend the night together and Delishus walks back to her room in the morning.
New York is very excited for her date, but more excited to try and mess with Delishus. She tries first to kill her with kindness, but eventually reverts back to attacking her with bitchiness. Delishus, the epitome of cool and classy, simply walks away. New York takes it in stride and gets ready for her date with Flav.
 Because Flav is a sadist, he has chosen to take New York on a boating trip. New York does not like water, but she puts on a happy face for Flav. They make out a little on the front of the boat and then New York crawls around to the back. She is so excited to finally be having her date, that she starts to lose her mind. She starts grilling Flav about whether or not he spent the night with Delishus. She tells Flav that she’s been busy planning their entire lives together. She tells Flav that she gives the orders. This causes Flav to jump off the boat in disgust. When he has cooled down, he returns and tells her that she’s acting like her mother. New York quickly back-pedals and says that she was wrong. But Flav won’t be happy until she says that he gives the commands because he is a man. Soooo…… just in case Flav wasn’t attractive enough to you to begin with, now you can add ‘being a chauvinist’ to his list of attributes.
 Later, they have dinner and Flav talks about how New York can be too dramatical, but that they have a special bond. New York stops repeating “I love you, Flav” long enough to tell him that she’s scared of being sent home again. She starts to cry and for a second I almost believe she’s capable of real emotion. Almost. Flav invites her to his room after dinner and she accepts. However, while New York is waiting in the room for Flav to take quite possibly the longest pee ever recorded on television, she starts to have flashbacks to last years final two and how she enthusiastically gave it up for Flav. She decides to NOT spend the night with Flav and tells us that she doesn’t want Flav to only think of her sexually. Flav actually looks a little relieved, like he’s thinking he might get a decent night’s sleep now. New York goes back to her room where her decision to not pork Flav is tearing her up. Finally, she can’t stand the attention she might be missing, so she packs a bag and heads back over there. Flav lets her in and they spend the night together.
The next morning, Flav has a scene on the dock where he is trying to make his decision. He almost has a thought, but then quickly jumps into the water yelling “FLAVA FLAV!” to scare it away.
 The next night is elimination night in Belize. The winner will stay on with Flav for a vacation and the loser will be sent back to the US. Flav has sent over dresses for each girl that he picked out and after each girl is ready, they meet out on the dock for the elimination. A thunderstorm is rolling in and New York’s hair seems to go from curled and sculpted to flat and stringy in a matter of minutes. Flav comes out and inspects the girls. He tells Delishus that if she thinks he’s faking, then she might be faking too. She says “No, I disagree.” He tells New York that he loves her and she really has a good heart. Delishus tells us in a confessional that she thought she lost when she heard Flav say he loved New York. But, alas, it’s all a psych out because Flav tells New York her time is up. Delishus is the winner.
 And now comes the five or so minutes that made watching this whole season worth it. New York loses her mind! She rushes at Flav with * this and mother* that . . . the censors finger on the bleep button is getting a callous. Flav tries to hug her and talk to her but she tells him to get his hands off her and that he’ll never touch her again. She storms off, cussing and flipping her hair, and finally ends up a tearful mess in the limo. She vows to find someone who will love her and respect her and make all of her dreams come true . . . I smell a spin-off!
Back on the dock, Flav gives Delishus her set of gold grills and they embrace. Flav says he’s excited to see if this will work without all the cameras around. Delishus looks genuinely happy but tells us that part of the reason she’s so happy is that New York lost. They walk off into the Belizean thunderstorm together.
Next time . . . Reunion Special! All the crazies from this season get together and chase each other around the set. Good times!
PS: As a public service announcement, I feel it is my duty to inform the Flavor of Love watching general public that DRAMATICAL is NOT a word. Don’t use it, you sound stupid. Here are the proper forms of all the words related to drama.
Drama (noun). Example: I cannot take all the DRAMA New York brings.
Dramatic (adjective). Example: New York is a very dramatic transvestite.
Dramatically (adverb). Example: New York acted so dramatically this episode that I think she is gunning for her own show.
Dramatize (verb). Example: New York has tried ever trick in the book to dramatize the affection she feels for Flav.
Learn these words. Embrace them. Use them. Sound smart. Be better than Flav, Delishus or New York.
Happy Halloween
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All of you New York haters need to get a life. Yes I do believe Deelishis is a man and New York should have told her "Give it up Deelishis, your nuts are hanging out the back of your dress".....lmfao! To the young lady that made the comment in the episode 7 blog that "Deelishis is a real d town" chick like her self, that should be grounds for her to be eliminated right there. I am from Ann Arbor and all yall Detroit ho's only have one thing in mind-f*cking a n*gga for his cash cause yall have no brain power to get it on your own.lmoa so sad. All you d town ho's have one thing in common, a big fat *with a beat down, ashy, chopped up face. He should have picked New York..............Flav must be a faggot since he chose to be with a cross dresser over New York. lol...................will holla:)
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Girl, I bow to your great recap! After watching this show I felt so conflicted!  I decided I really like Delisious for she was the only one on this show with any sense. And the she ended up with Flav.  I think she may have lost in the end!
Oh be still my  ...a New York spin off. What are the bets it is produced by Flav! I look forward to your review of the reunion show!
 shellybean
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If you can't be a good example, then be a horrible warning!
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I'm so glad that New York lost HAHAHAHA That's what she get. I thought all along that she was a fake. But, in the end Delicious ends up winning You go GIRL. Good luck to your new future with Flav.
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Thank you for demonstrating use and forms of the word dramatic. I was extremely tired of hearing all of them speak in correct English, in an attempt to sound intelligent. For the love of God people PLEASE READ A BOOK.
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You DEAD WRONG Flav for picking Dee. I say this beacause, this reminds me of season one when Flav diss New York for Hoopz ,and look what Hoopz did to him. Dee is a model and has her own website. I like Deelicous. However, I love New York stop hatin on this young lady. I am so glad New York will have her own show YES! I will be watchin that. Message to Flav you shoulda, woudla, coudla picked New York, but you did not. You will be dissed by Deelicous like you were by Hoopz. Now out of all 40 girls on Flavor of Love NEW YORK is on TOP! You GO Girl. I am proud of you. Dee. I like you as well if you looked at last nights final episode in the end. Dee did not like the fact that Flavor Dissed New York, Dee was even in shock. Why beacuse Dee will play a Hoopz on Flav and " What goes around comes back around again"
Y'all do not sleep on NEW YORK the HBIC is back. You go Girl! Peace Out. Flav I do not love you anymore.
nother, remember on the Tom Joyner show Flav was on the show and he was asked about Hoopz. I really wonder how he and Dee is doing. I hope she disses him.
Go on to Dee's MySpace.com she is "single and ready too mingle". In plain english. Flav is not too bright.
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Does Flav REALLY sleep with all of those girls?
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new york is in the mutha f**kin house!!! Know this, live it, love it!!!! I love New York with all my heart!!! She will go far no matter what she does!
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Drama Queen
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Hey Curlio . . . did you add the screencaps? Excellent! They add so much to the recrap. I bow to your computer mastery.
Hopefully, I'll have a Tivo to work with in time for New York's spin off show.
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praise god deelishis won im tooooooo excitied for there future i hope he dont get her pregnant and then leave her that wold be bogus.
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YATTA!
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 Nicole said:
Hey Curlio . . . did you add the screencaps? Excellent! They add so much to the recrap. I bow to your computer mastery.
Hopefully, I'll have a Tivo to work with in time for New York's spin off show.
Dusty is master of all of our screencaps. I can do it, but it takes me three times the time it takes him 
We happened to have nothing to watch yesterday, so we actually watched the show. I had to look away in horror and disgust a few times. And I swear if I ever get the chance to meet Flav... I'll bitch slap his scrawny little *until he realizes that just because you have a set of balls does not give you the right to be the master of the house. New York is bigger than he is, he should be afraid of her psychotic ass.
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"Now you know why lions eat their young" Capt. Phil Harris
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Don't hate on Deelishis as she stated in the show her daughters father has money on top of money. And flav does not have that much of money anyway. Real recognize real and thats what Flav did. Deelishus is not a man sweetie she is a beautiful young lady so quit hating and jump on the bandwagon to congratulate. Hating is not necessary Karma is a bitch and delishus did that dance on New York and your hating ass:)
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Can't wait for next week's show.. the reunion.. the preview looked like an even bigger trainwreck waiting to happen.
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Who is Deelishis' daughter's father?
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I wanted to know who is Deelishis daugther's fater too? can anyone answer that.
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Drama Queen
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Thanks for the screencaps, Dusty!
Reunion should be a wonderific, castrafonic train wreck (see, I'm making up words to get in the spirit!).
And Flav is a chauvanist pig. There is nothing remotely attractive about that man. I don't even think he has all that much money. The child support alone must kill him.
But that's part of what makes the show so wonderful. A completely revolting bachelor who women are crawling all over themselves to get at.
It is either a new low and a new high in entertainment. Can't decide which . . .
But you know I'll be watching New York's show, Flavorette which has been confirmed. She's almost done filming as we speak:
http://www.whudat.com/news/pages/1006/news_101606_1.php
edit: curlio - 2006-10-17 12:28:18 GMT - fixed tag
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I don't know which is better, the excellent re-cap or the responses???
edit: Freezzznnn - 2006-10-17 10:49:36 GMT -
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It's only a show for entertainment purposes anyway. So if they use wrong grammar it only keeps us laughing.
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Ithink flav did newyork wrong.ireally love newyork!
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i need to c the last episode do any of ya'll knw where i could fing it on the internet i fell asleep when he picked i knw he pic delishes but i want to c wat new york did
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I don't understand why you would call N.Y a transvestite
look at dee- lump in the throat.(adams apple).
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what is delishus web site
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i am gald that flav pickes deelishis that belongsw togehter.
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New York may have made the final cut if she could have left her mother's traits out of her.
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for real for real i like newyork and i know she thought she was in love she should of went home when he said o i want newyork to stay i would of took my dumd *home like i should of so i wouldnt get heart dumb bitch if u thought he was going to * send ur *home and he did u shouldnt of got mad dumb *nigga and your not for him any ways plain your life and your own show haha.
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I do not understand y u treat New York like she is yo wifey. U should of let New York go along time ago. You better treat my floks Delicious right because yall both look like an good couple.
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