Curlio's no BS version of the privacy policy: General Privacy Policy: There are different laws in different countries. Rather than sort you all out by IP, we treat you all with the same rules. Yes that means if you're under 13 and you live in Europe, you get to be pissed off by the US law that doesn't allow anyone under 13 to have any fun on the internet. Registration: Want to have fun? Create an account! Don't want to have fun? Go AWAY! Cookies: Want to have fun? Gotta use cookies! Don't like cookies? Go AWAY! Be smart and turn off your third party cookies. No "third party" needs to set a cookie anyhow. Log File: We log stuff so we know what you're doing on our site so we can do more of the things you like doing. We also log stuff to be able to punish the idiots of the world who think they can get away with murder. Sharing: Police have search warrants = they get your information. Police don't have search warrants = they can kiss our ... We don't attach identifying information to statistics. Why? Because we care of course (and it's illegal). Fill in the public information fields at your own risk. We don't force you to. We're nice, we won't spam you! Dutch Privacy Law: Dutchies have a stupid law requiring sites to give any stored information to the user that the information belongs to. They aren't stupid enough however to make it free. To keep people from asking for it unless they REALLY DO WANT IT, you can CHARGE them for it. We're not idiots. We will give you your information and delete any personal information at your request, but you will have to pay for it. Links: DUH! We can't run the entire internet. Interactive: You have opinions, they have opinions. No one is right. No one is wrong. Your opinions aren't our opinions. And be smart: don't post your full name, address, phone number, or any other personal information. Security: Hackers happen. We try to stop them, but sometimes they just do. Freedom of Speech: Using that "I have a first amendment right to freedom of speech" argument will only serve to get your butt kicked off our site. No you also do not have UN Human Rights here either. It's a website. You can't go into someone's house and be rude to them, even if they are having an open house. You can't do it on the internet either. Don't like it? Sue us and make us famous. Acceptance: Create an account and you automatically say you agree with us. Can't take it back once it's done... sorry. Note that this is just our translation into normal language, for the real privacy policy click here.